2 | starsunmoon2
December 1, 2008 at 1:28 am

you know what ur title made me think of? a rap. it goes kind of like this “Yo, Emp’s in the house!”"Yo, Emp’s in the house!” “Yo, I ‘m Soulja Boy and i think that Emp is so cool she is flat on her belly on her toes on her fingers on her nose! She’s my girlfriend, im i-in love, she’ll marry me, she’s my special dove. This actually isn’t Soulja Boy,” “What?” “What?” “This is Liiiiiiiiiiiink! I hate Ilia! Emp is so cool! She is my whole world! I love heeer! She is my special girl! I’m wrapped around her finger! I am her true love! She’s knida like a little dove! I love her, I’m done. With this song, at least. I’m not done with her cause she’s my ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Thank you, thank you! No applause, no applause, just throw money! Paper money only, no metal or copper, we wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt! I’ll be in the back room signing autographs for 5 bucks each, a half-off discount for children of 3 years of age or younger. Pay another 5 bucks and get your picture taken with me! If you’re not buying anything, then get the heck out of here.

4 | starsunmoon2
December 11, 2008 at 9:56 pm

lol ok that was made up for NO GOOD REASON so just FORGET THAT I EVER POSTED THAT!